Now this is progress: SIXAXIS controlled breasts...

Tecmo (as ever the pioneer in gaming breast innovations) have just announced that its upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma II for the Playstation 3 will feature SIXAXIS controlled breasts.

Give your SIXAXIS a quick wiggle and your characters breasts will respond in kind!

I'm not sure this is quite what Sony had in mind when it came up with the SIXAXIS motion controls but let’s face it, up to now it’s not really been much more than a gimmick in games.

Player controlled boobs though? The future I assure you. Sony should get behind this and use it to market the PS3. They'd be number one by the end of the week...